Thursday, March 15, 2012

Drill bits

Brad is a pretty handy guy and I'm used to seeing Home Depot baggies with drills, nails or screws laying around. Tonight, while making dinner, I notice a baggie in his scrubs. I pulled it out to take a peek:

"Those are some really cool drill bits! How do you use them?"
"They are bone drills."
"Is that blood and bone on there?"
"Yes."

It is at this point I realize it is not a Home Depot baggie and is, in fact, a bio-hazard baggie. Ah, the joys of being married to a doctor!


Sunday, February 26, 2012

Etc, etc, etc.

Me (calling upstairs via the intercom to have the kids come down and pick up): Calet, tell you brothers that you all need to come down and put away your shoes, scriptures, papers, etc.

Calet: What is etcetera?

Me: It means "and everything else".

Calet (calling to the boys): We need to go downstairs and clean up our etcetera!